Trust Issues Club Mugs

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Too much club."

Brownie Points

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)