Trust Issues Club T-Shirts

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'The grudge match.'

'Not that slowly back...'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Too much club."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Brownie Points

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

Pole Vaulting Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

Time-of-the-month club.

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'