Trunk Talker Gifts

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Moo Out Loud

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

WTF?

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

We're polishing our brand.

Bin Inspector

"You know very well what fish!"

Preserved

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"Did you order takeout?"

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'