True Love Speedster Gifts

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"Some fall harder than others."

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

Sore Loser