Trudge Trekker T-Shirts

'Ready to trudge?'

The experienced backpacker.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Bear Signpost.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Fork in the trail.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"