Trudge Trekker Pillows

'Ready to trudge?'

The experienced backpacker.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fork in the trail.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."