Trova Fan Pillows

Maria Teresa Vera

Desert Island Meals.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Goddess

Mars Rover

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Fake Tropes

Undercover Agent

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Richard Hammond.

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Achilles' Testicle

Thomas Wolsey

"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'