Trova Fan Gifts

Desert Island Meals.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Goddess

Mars Rover

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Undercover Agent

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Fake Tropes

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Thomas Wolsey

Achilles' Testicle

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

Queen Elizabeth I