Trojan Horse Fan Gifts

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Boarway Show

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Maria Teresa Vera

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'