Trojan War Enthusiast Gifts

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Achilles' Testicle

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"It is we."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Barack Skywalker

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Just one last crossing to make..."

The Jumping Tank

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

01/08/45

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

If George Lucas had written the Bible...

C3EO

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

It's Darth Tater!

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.