Trojan War Enthusiast Prints

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Achilles' Testicle

"It is we."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

The Jumping Tank

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

C3EO

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile