Troubleshoot Champion Gifts

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"I think I found the phone."

Wrong end of extension cord.

"Mission control, we have a problem."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Till malfunction

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Tech-Support

Wringing the Monitor

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

The Importance of Data Backup.

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'