Tropical Climate Gifts

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Bed Seasons

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

The sea 2050.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

"Uh-oh - climate change."

The Boys of Indian Summer

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Neurotics in the tropics