Troll Hunter Pillows

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"We succumbed to your hype."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"