Troll Fan Pillows

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Children's Parties

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Devi's brew?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

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Ta Da!...

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"We should start wearing masks."

Monster Self-Help

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'What's that funny smell?'

Death Beggar

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Leonard Nimoy

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."