Troll Fighter Pillows

It was impossible to make Randolph annoyed by cyber bullying.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"So, what are you reading?"

Vaccine

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Flu Vaccine.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

Wrestling Champion.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Air catarrh.

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

"Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!"