Troll Fighter Pillows

It was impossible to make Randolph annoyed by cyber bullying.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

"So, what are you reading?"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

Flu Vaccine.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Ninja.

Trick or Treatment.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Air catarrh.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."