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"Once again, the answer is no."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Play it again, Sam.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Examinations.

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

The Month of July

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Baldness Facts

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Albert Einstein and book

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."