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'My mind's gone blank.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

The Month of July

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

Useless-memory lane

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

History and Trivia.

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'