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'My mind's gone blank.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

The Month of July

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Useless-memory lane

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

History and Trivia.

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.