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'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Dogs and their thoughts

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

"Now that's a win."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Slug roulette

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Once again, I fold.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Albert Einstein and book

Baldness Facts

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing