Trip To Yellowstone T-Shirts

'Right after we got back from Yellow Stone. That's when he went into hibernation.'

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

Tourists and their Pets.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Diolch

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Hero of the Beach?

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Welcome to Scotland...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

Entering New York City - Check it out

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Alien says to man walking dog: "I'm not an ambassador from my planet, I'm on my gap year."

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

Canine Tours

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.