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'Right after we got back from Yellow Stone. That's when he went into hibernation.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

Tourists and their Pets.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Easter Island Shades...

Diolch

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Hero of the Beach?

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

Entering New York City - Check it out

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

Welcome to Scotland...

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Alien says to man walking dog: "I'm not an ambassador from my planet, I'm on my gap year."

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Canine Tours

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'