Trip To Atlantic City T-Shirts

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Expense account or regular?"

East End Maps.

Bankside

Pizza Tower Bridge

See you at Charing Cross!

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Mad For It

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Soho Beachwear Look

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Thames Pizza

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

French 75s at the Stafford

London summer.

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Lighthouse switch

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Shoppers

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

A family admire the Washington Square Arch.

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

"That's what I like about America, you get such big portions."

'Sorry, you'd become liquid.'