Trip To New Orleans T-Shirts

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Mardi Gras

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Did you say psst?.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Down on Bourbon Street...

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"All I see is more trees."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Couple checking out of a hotel.

Summer

A family admire the Washington Square Arch.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Placier.