Trip To New Orleans Prints

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Mardi Gras

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Did you say psst?.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"All I see is more trees."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Couple checking out of a hotel.

Summer

The sun luring people to the sea

Placier.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."