Trick-or-treat Road Warrior Gifts

Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Gulliver's other travels.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"