Tribe Explorer Gifts

"You'll find them a very friendly tribe."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Hither and Yon sign

Cactus seats.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Desert Dermatologist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Tourist in the desert

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

God in the bunker.

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Posters of the Sahara

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Pizza Delivery Delays

Adios Amoebas

Bedouin & Breakfast.