Tribe Dynamics Observer Gifts

'Look out, lads - skinheads at 8 o'clock.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Origins Of Evolution

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Parrot annoying dog.

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'