Tribal Tattoo Fan Gifts

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

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Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Man on left - 'Earring. Tattoos. Head band. Pony tail. Bleached hair. Goatee. Soccer hooligan?' Man on right - 'No. National team player.'

Two tattooists play noughts and crosses.

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Don't worry about that, Doctor. It's just a tattoo.'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'I thought your mother might like it.'

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."