Tribal Tattoo Fan Gifts

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

Two tattooists play noughts and crosses.

Man on left - 'Earring. Tattoos. Head band. Pony tail. Bleached hair. Goatee. Soccer hooligan?' Man on right - 'No. National team player.'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

'Don't worry about that, Doctor. It's just a tattoo.'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

'I thought your mother might like it.'