Tribal Leader Pillows

Poison Dart Training Camp.

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Triple whammy."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Got anything for a headache?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Developing the boomerang.

Scout Stuff.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!