Tribal Leader Gifts

Poison Dart Training Camp.

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Triple whammy."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

Developing the boomerang.

Scout Stuff.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."