Tribal Tale Teller Pillows

SLEEP Mode

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The First Fire Stick

Horror Stories.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

My tail's cold.

No crawling sign in the desert.

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

Little Red Riding Hood

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Anecdote Magazine

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Giraffes.

Men telling stories

My Fitbit says we've walked five miles through snow uphill both ways.