Tribal Tales Aficionado Pillows

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A vampire in a canoe.

Don Quixote

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Falstaff

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

William Tell Overture

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"No, let down your hair!"

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Woah, woah, woah....Did you just call me abominable?"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Stone Hen

Angels

Ugly sisters

Argonauts and football