Traditional Tale Aficionado Pillows

Three wise men on a medal podium.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Argonauts and football

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

Don Quixote

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).