Tribal Story Lover Pillows

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"That isn't allowed either."

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

Little Red Riding Hood

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'Are we there yet?'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

Three wise men on a medal podium.

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

'Quick! Get a camera! It's a Loch Ness Person!'

'I won! I won!'

'Of course they will let us in, they won't have seen one for days.'