Tribal Story Lover Prints

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Little Red Riding Hood

"That isn't allowed either."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'Are we there yet?'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

Three wise men on a medal podium.

'Quick! Get a camera! It's a Loch Ness Person!'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'I won! I won!'

Hans Brinker - Surfer Dude