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Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

Africa

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.