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'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

Tribal masks.

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

Before the Domestication of Cows

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

Africa

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"HOLD STILL!!!"

'I thought your mother might like it.'