Tribal Art T-Shirts

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Modern Art

Red Indian with totem pole making rude gestures towards frontier town.

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

Africa

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

'I thought your mother might like it.'