Tribal Art T-Shirts

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Modern Art

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

Red Indian with totem pole making rude gestures towards frontier town.

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

Africa

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

'I thought your mother might like it.'