Trial And Error Aficionado Gifts

"We've always encouraged our staff to learn by trial and error. Many of our top people have even been convicted."

Trial by Media

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"You can't plead cute."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'And this is scraps.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Plasma Ball

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Disorder in the Court!

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'