Trendy Car Buyer T-Shirts

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"One year closer to college!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Thatched roof car.

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'And here's the toolkit.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'