Trendy Accessories Pillows

'Check it, man - shoelaces.'

Men's business romper.

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Rap music

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Useless add-ons.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

wattle covers

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"That's very offensive."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The latest in Eyewear.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Friendly Tie

"Infinity scarf"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."