Women's Accessories Pillows

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Useless add-ons.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

wattle covers

A watch face with Stonehenge

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

The latest in Eyewear.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Infinity scarf"

Friendly Tie

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Fruit Bonnet

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

A Woman's Conquests.

Butterfly Woman