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'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I love this time of day."

"Hipsters"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

Jarvis Cocker

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Two Eggs Any Style

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'