Trend Oracle Gifts

"Yes but I had one before they were trendy."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Overkill, dude."

Out of control

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Two Eggs Any Style

"We succumbed to your hype."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.