Trend Oracle Gifts

"Yes but I had one before they were trendy."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Men's business romper.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Out of control

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Two Eggs Any Style

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.