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The Bland Leading the Bland

Men's business romper.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

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"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"These masks are getting skimpier every day."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Turkey a la Mode

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Loft Extensions Company - Extended Sales Chart.

"I just discovered where the company's money is going. Since when did we start paying our employees?"

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Sty Guru

Stock Exchange - All Seats Now Equipped with Oxygen Marks in Case this Market Goes Higher and Higher.

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"