Modern Trend Critic Pillows

"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"You are still here."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Down With Wikipedia

"Tarzan no want computer."

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

The Bland Leading the Bland

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"AI designed my statue."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

Pfft! I could do that.

"These masks are getting skimpier every day."

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

Selfie Acrobat

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

Cat selfie

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"

'Wash 'n' Gauguin.'

It's very sixties.

Selfie World

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting."