Modern Trend Critic Mugs

"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"You are still here."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Tarzan no want computer."

Down With Wikipedia

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"AI designed my statue."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

Selfie Acrobat

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

Pfft! I could do that.

"These masks are getting skimpier every day."

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

Cat selfie

Van Gogh on Instagram.

Murder Selfie

"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"

"I once thought about a man bun, but lost interest when I found out it wasn't food."

'Wash 'n' Gauguin.'

It's very sixties.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting."