Trend Announcer Pillows

Men's business romper.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Kensington Fluffies

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"We succumbed to your hype."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Report back to us about trends."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

London Fashion Week.

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

Endangered Entrees

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."