Television Trendsetter Pillows

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Couple watches potential cable company buyouts on television.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

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"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Do you like my bling?

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense