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'He's never been much of a homebody.'

The Mainstream

"The law firm of Lemming, Lemming, Lemming, Lemming, Lemming, Lemming..."

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

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