Tremblor Tracking Gifts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Hurricane damage to trees

Propane Supply

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'This doesn't look good!'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

Think Snow

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

Confused Tourists

"Guys, my bad... we gotta start over... forgot to turn my fitness tracker on."

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

'It allows you to run every day, rain or shine. Even if it breaks down, just call us ? we'll give you the runaround.'

"A mass of fair-weather friends are moving ahead of this intense line of thunderstorms, descending upon unsuspecdting acquaintances in sunnier parts of the region!"

Meteorological Office.

Fragile tether

Hunted Birds leaving bizarre tracks

Weather report, "Seems like it's going to be one of those days."

"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'